Asphyxiation

How to put out a cat - cut off its oxygen supply...

Drowned

Epitaph:

You will often hear people say that one can drown in a couple of inches of water, but you may not always believe them. Well here is the proof.

Epitaph:

Well, if you can have a doggy bag...

Epitaph:

Turn your cat into a pillar of the community by encorporating it into the foundations of a building.

Page updated : 31 Jul 2004