Deformation

Destroy its structure, destroy the object...

Dropped from 30,000 feet - (Splat!)

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It is a common belief that cats always land on their feet. Well I say 'not if you drop them from the correct altitude'.

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Its traditional to turn tigers into carpets, so how about a cat into a mat

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No good cat-burglar should be seen without one

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Insert baloon and pump your pussy up to the desired dimensions.

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You could always try giving your cat a near death experience...

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A new twist for your cat

Page updated : 09 Jul 2004