MiscellaneousAlways open to sugestions...
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Electrocute
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Epitaph:
Turn your lazy lap feline into a live wire. |
Well hung
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Epitaph:
I paragraph you to be hung by the neck untill you are dead. If you want to see how this is done then visit the Hang Cat game and have a go yourself |
Origami-kamikaze
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Epitaph:
meeeeEEEEAAAWw.... |
Battery fed
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Epitaph:
Enable it to keep up with the energiser bunny |
Mumified
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Epitaph:
Stalk like an egyptian |
Chilli!
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Epitaph:
Like any good curry - burning at both ends |
Paws
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Epitaph:
Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-nanana! |
Scardicat
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Epitaph:
Frightened out of its skin |
Siamese
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Epitaph:
Conjoined cats |
Mobile phone radiation
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Epitaph:
The debate on how harmfull mobile phones are is still on. |
Cancer
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Epitaph:
Smoke your pussy into an early grave... |
Anorexic
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Epitaph:
Its all in the worst possible taste... |
Voodoo
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Epitaph:
That old black magic |
Slippy Kitty
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Epitaph:
It can be so easily done - walking allong on a warm summers day, minding ones own business when… Woops CRACK! AAAH!... You break your neck, just like that. |
Cat-a-log
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Epitaph:
Turn your cat into a usefull store of information. And while you are not reading it can catch mice. |
Sting
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Epitaph:
2B|!2B, or in this case, two wasp or not two wasp. |

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