Penetration

The most common forms of weapons all rely on inserting foreign matter into the body of the adversary...

Hole-in-the-head

Epitaph:

A less than useful accessory for a cat unless one wants to have it as a pendant or for holding matches or something.

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They say the worst form of cut is a paper cut so why not use a paper knife to slice and dice your cat

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They say the pen is mightier than the sword - Get the point?

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The pen may be mightier than the sword, but where does that put the pencil

Epitaph:

I acknowledge reciept of one blu-tack cat

Epitaph:

Punk pussy

Epitaph:

A different sort of growing-pain.

Epitaph:

Allegedly very theraputic but works even better if you allow yourself to sink into the mattress

Epitaph:

What the fork… (redo with the cat impaled with the prongs right through it)

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Me Aowww!

Epitaph:

Victim of 'the troubles'.

Page updated : 28 Aug 2004